thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

(via wrenchester)

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(via love-adamtuttle)

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

image

(Source: thedeathmerchant, via jrmopap)

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

(via love-adamtuttle)

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

tyleroakley:

Jesus came back on the third day for this.

(Source: do-you-have-a-flag)

finding-fucken-nemo:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

Same^

(via run-you-clever-longbottom)

devon-aoki:

vinebox:

Drivers these days.

i have had it. OFFICIALLY 

(via awkwardvagina)