eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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coca-cola:

#ShareaCoke with the ones who summer wouldn’t be the same without. 

coca-cola:

#ShareaCoke with the ones who summer wouldn’t be the same without. 

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profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS

(via awkwardvagina)

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via consciouslips)