I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
I'm Erin, this is the stuff I like. You probably won't like it but, then again, I don't really care...
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
|Me:||no you go ask|
|Me:||fine can i have ketchup|