typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

(via metanoiaboy)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via metanoiaboy)

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: destoxicity, via tyleroakley)

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

(via tyleroakley)

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

image

jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet, via disco-tundras)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via tyleroakley)

givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

(via creidi)

lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

image

(via awkwardtacosloth)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via awkwardtacosloth)